Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Human tongue – It takes about 3 years to learn how to use it but it takes a lifetime to learn when and where to use it!
Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to ‘Single’.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy…
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? Good times.
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
